Burd Squatters

A pair of stupid burds decided to construct a 3 bedroom condo right outside our front door directly atop our porch light, without permits. The result is alot of burd crap!

I started to build a profile. I believe they are sparrows. The male is middle-aged, plain looking. Most likely a victim of a crime by human hands. He has a need for revenge and if not caught will probably escalate. Not a hostage taker though, that’s good news.

I think I watch too much Criminal Minds.

As a result of some dedicated burd research Sandy informs me that the “perp” is a Purple Finch not a sparrow. I stand corrected but still leaning toward eviction.

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